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The most "OMG, WHAT!?" looks from London Men's Fashion Week

See what Fall 2013 looks like.

By Glamour Magazine Jan 10, 2013 10:11PM
Photo: Courtesy of Glamour
by Tracey Lomrantz Lester

Yup, it's a romper. A wool one. Oh, and it's strapless! This is what fall 2013 looks like through the eyes of J.W. Anderson.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
James Long's knits were tame by comparison, but still--is this Phyllis Diller reincarnated? With leather sleeves!? Well isn't this just the perfect thing for him to wear while rooting for RG-III next season! Shaun Samson's burgundy "jersey" shows Redskins pride, while the furry earmuffs will keep him warm during tailgaiting. Call me crazy, but if it's chilly enough for a snood, a hat, and gigantor mittens, you might want to cover your neck, no? The designers behind Sibling didn't think so.

 

"There's something on my face? Where? I can't see a thing with this gargantuan driftwood mask covering my eyes!" This is the future of menswear, if newcomer Craig Green has his way.

Move over, David Gandy! It takes a more, um, mature man to pull off Agi & Sam's country-inspired basics.
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Jan 18, 2013 3:01AM
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I've seen some outlandish fashions in my time, but these really take the cake! These are the stupidest looking outfits I've ever seen! I sort of hope they catch on in a limited way though...I could use a good laugh now and then.
Jan 18, 2013 2:59AM
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Oh oh.... on what PLANET should those be worn at ?

 

Jan 18, 2013 2:53AM
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I'm speechless!!! The guy in the blue-sweater thing with the over-sized mittens and hat is probably the most disgusting thing I have ever seen.  What is going on???????
Jan 18, 2013 2:52AM
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After these farcical and absurd "Throw it against the wall" assaults to the senses, what could be considered ridiculous ?  For mens evening wear, a crushed velvet leotard, styled with plunging neckline feather boa and poodle puff ball tail...Maybe a nice faux fur wrap fastened by jeweled nipple clamps over a plush fishnet sarong...warm and inspired upstairs all breezy downstairs.  Chocolate lined trap door longjohns for a shocking but tasty reveal...       
Jan 18, 2013 2:48AM
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If my husband suggested I purchase any of these for him, I would commit him to the looney bin!!  I wouldn't be caught dead in any of them and cannot imagine a man wearing them.  I guess the gay men would wear them....the romper especially. 
Jan 18, 2013 2:48AM
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What was that? Pre-schoolers drawings come to life? Even the Radagast look-a-like is off. Sorry guys stay AWAY from these fashions!
Jan 18, 2013 2:41AM
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Of everything, I liked one thing, the tennnies on the guy with the giant blue mittens.  Nothing came in second though.

 

Jan 18, 2013 2:40AM
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The dumb guy made poor Santa wear a rain coat and carry an umbrella!
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