'Lift' of a lifetime? Introducing Boob Glue
New product Boob Glue claims to solve all your "bosom woes"...
In this day-and-age where women are CEOs, presidents, and pretty much every other powerful position, it is a little shocking to see the products that like to throw us back in time to the pre-suffrage days. (Who can forget Bic’s pink “women” pens?)
We were pretty shocked to hear about Bosom Couture’s new product, Boob Glue. First off, the pairing of boob and glue into one name… really? Sounds like a nasty mess to us! Then we went on to read more about this “innovative” product, and found ourselves very confused, disgusted and completely horrified. This product is supposed to solve all of your “bosom woes” – you know, because those issues, like the placement of our girls, are at the forefront of all our concerns. Just in case you don’t know what “bosom woes” are, they are out of control boobs, that take on a mind of their own and go in all the wrong directions. If you’re reading this and thinking you’ve never had this problem, you are NOT alone.
However, if you are thinking you have a number of bosom woes yourself, then this product is probably great for you. Just smear the glue all over your lady lumps, hoist them up to create in-your-face cleavage, and stick them to your bra! Now, thanks to Boob Glue, you probably have a great chance of getting that amazing job you wanted (because, obviously the only reason you were even invited to an in-person interview was so he could check out your rack!)
But in all seriousness, ladies, is this product for real?! We cannot imagine what kind of self-respecting woman would hear about this product and say to herself I NEED TO COVER MY BOOBS IN GLUE SO THEY STICK UP SO MUCH THEY DEFY GRAVITY!
So, what do you all think? Agree with us? Disagree? At the end of the day is this any different than a push-up bra or Spanx? Why or why not? Weigh in below!
Tell us on Facebook: Would you use it?
Read the original article here on Her Campus.
More from HerCampus.com:
9 weird beauty tips: myth or fact?
10 hot brands that won't break your budget
9 clothing items that make you look thinner
HerCampus.com is the No .1 online community for college women with content on Style, Beauty, Health, Love, Life, and Career plus local content from 200+ campus chapters.
No problem at all with the product.....so when is penis glue coming out, to keep "it" up? LMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!
What an idiotic article. News flash...you can be a CEO & still want some additional support for your breasts. I am more offended that you've been paid to write a piece of crap.
fashion: trends & must-haves for your wardrobe
When morning talk shows and local newspapers dole out their seasonal swimsuit shopping advice, I’m usually pretty disappointed by the lack of body types represented. What about the women who don’t resemble fruit? (Or aren’t boy-shaped—the third “one of these things is not like the other” category I’ve never quite understood. Couldn’t they say “banana?” Or is that somehow more offensive than “apple” and “pear” shapes?)
Ready to refresh your hair and makeup for spring? Well, look no further for your latest batch of inspiration. These ladies are bringing the beauty brilliance with megawatt lipstick shades, sleek haircuts, and must-try hair colors. Get ready to play copycat.
Long, layered, medium or wavy – we’re sharing our favorite hairstyles of 2013 with a new ‘do each day. Stuck in a hair rut? Check back daily for snappy new looks that are sure to give your locks some beauty inspiration.
Step into spring with style in June Ambrose's new shoe line for HSN.
Revamp your corporate look with graphic prints and bold color.
If you have only five makeup tools in your kit, make sure these are them. They do much more than just look cute on your vanity!
Think all it can do is shellac everything down, helmet-head style? So wrong! A can of whatever’s in your cabinet is your secret beauty weapon. Try it like this.
You may not get wrinkles on your hair, but it ages all the same. Grays, dullness, thinning strands, and frizz are all (unfortunately) part of the hair’s aging process, which starts happening in your 30s. The good news is that you don’t need Botox to fix these problems. Here are six tips for hair that’s shiny, bouncy, healthy—and, yes, younger looking.
Our fashion-savvy FLOTUS shows us she is truly a master at mixing high- and low-end designs.
Get ready for summer with these cute and easy to DIY nail art designs.
Brides, it’s your big day and you want to look special. Please, whatever you do, don’t wear one of these wedding dresses. These are truly the worst.
Even if you’re the best friend of all time, no bridesmaid should ever have to wear these worst-ever bridesmaid dresses. Lace, ruffles and satin overload!