'Lift' of a lifetime? Introducing Boob Glue
New product Boob Glue claims to solve all your "bosom woes"...
In this day-and-age where women are CEOs, presidents, and pretty much every other powerful position, it is a little shocking to see the products that like to throw us back in time to the pre-suffrage days. (Who can forget Bic’s pink “women” pens?)
We were pretty shocked to hear about Bosom Couture’s new product, Boob Glue. First off, the pairing of boob and glue into one name… really? Sounds like a nasty mess to us! Then we went on to read more about this “innovative” product, and found ourselves very confused, disgusted and completely horrified. This product is supposed to solve all of your “bosom woes” – you know, because those issues, like the placement of our girls, are at the forefront of all our concerns. Just in case you don’t know what “bosom woes” are, they are out of control boobs, that take on a mind of their own and go in all the wrong directions. If you’re reading this and thinking you’ve never had this problem, you are NOT alone.
However, if you are thinking you have a number of bosom woes yourself, then this product is probably great for you. Just smear the glue all over your lady lumps, hoist them up to create in-your-face cleavage, and stick them to your bra! Now, thanks to Boob Glue, you probably have a great chance of getting that amazing job you wanted (because, obviously the only reason you were even invited to an in-person interview was so he could check out your rack!)
But in all seriousness, ladies, is this product for real?! We cannot imagine what kind of self-respecting woman would hear about this product and say to herself I NEED TO COVER MY BOOBS IN GLUE SO THEY STICK UP SO MUCH THEY DEFY GRAVITY!
So, what do you all think? Agree with us? Disagree? At the end of the day is this any different than a push-up bra or Spanx? Why or why not? Weigh in below!
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No problem at all with the product.....so when is penis glue coming out, to keep "it" up? LMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!
What an idiotic article. News flash...you can be a CEO & still want some additional support for your breasts. I am more offended that you've been paid to write a piece of crap.
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