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Company creates a device to hide camel toe

What will they think of next?

By Kim Anne Mar 5, 2013 6:15PM
SmoothGroove

We’ve all seen it. Most of us have even had it at one point or another—you know what we’re talking about—the dreaded case of camel toe—the situation that arises when pants are way too tight and ride up into your precious nether regions, creating a camel-like hump that can be viewed by anyone who accidently glances down at your crotch at any given moment. 

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After all, according to company SmoothGrove, “a staggering 55 percent of women, irrespective of age, size or weight, experience camel toe at some point." Really? Because we thought it was maybe even higher than that. But we digress.

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Regardless, now you can wear tight-as-hell pants without that dreaded scenario, simply by buying a piece of plastic that prevents camel toe. The problem-solving SmoothGroove Luxe comes in three different colors, it’s washable (it better be considering where you put it) and with a “presentation case, discreet satin storage pouch and velcro dots, ideal as a gift or for those who need to safely and discreetly carry their SmoothGroove,” says the web site. 

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Tell us: Would you wear an anti-camel toe device in your crotch?

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15Comments
Mar 12, 2013 6:35PM
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I do not mean to offend Latin women,but it was my best way to exlpain a camel toe.
Mar 12, 2013 2:46AM
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Camel toe is good, they need something to hide the Moose Knuckle!!!!!
Mar 10, 2013 11:29PM
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Yeah, i'll bet a plastic crotch cover is REALLY comfy -NOT!!!
Mar 8, 2013 4:00AM
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Here I thought the charcoal filled fart pads for undies were insane. If your pants are that tight this device is going to be uncomfortable as all get out. If people would wear leggings like they're meant to be paired with a sexy tunic over them, they wouldn't have to worry about looking like a tramp.

Just because you've got it, doesn't mean you have to flaunt it THAT  much.

Mar 8, 2013 2:33AM
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Or hello, they could just wear underwear and stop giving themselves Brazilians, which I'm sorry, are not sexy.  The girl downstairs needs a little mystery, cause sorry, bald is not beautiful on anyone once they hit puberty.    
Mar 7, 2013 11:49PM
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I thought women wanted to show a little "camel toe". I sure don't mind seeing a little "camel toe" I think showing a little "camel toe" would look better than an obvious shield blocking their "camel toe" Hurray for  "camel toe"!!  What's "camel toe"?
Mar 7, 2013 11:28PM
Mar 7, 2013 10:08PM
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leave the camel toe alone, it looks sexy

 

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