Bad tattoos: 30 worst tattoo designs of all time
by Linda Lowen
Rock-a-bye baby on the armpit? Not even Julia Roberts could make a wailing brat inside a shark's mouth look good. This tattoo design's the visual equivalent of B.O.
She's definitely my type
He couldn't decide which tattoo fonts to use to immortalize his lady love. So he chose them all.
Fifty shades of blue
What women know that men don't: wearing blue eye shadow is almost always a mistake. And eyelid tattoos make that mistake permanent.
Hi, my name is...
You know that uncomfortable moment when you wake up in bed with that guy you met at the convention and you're both totally naked and you can't remember his name because you had too much to drink? No problemo with this winner.
Eyes wide shut
Giant Japanese anime eyes may look kawaii (cute) on cartoon characters, but in real life they're hella creepy, especially as eyelid tattoos.
As tattoo designs go, this is so "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone." Voldemort's already been there, done that, on the back of Professor Quirrell's head.
Who needs a white board or sticky notes when it's all there at arm's length? With enough tattoo lettering over various parts of your body, you can give up that paper planner for good.
Why have one when you can have three? Plus, real men don't need no stinkin’ fancy tattoo fonts.