What Your Shoes Say About You (According to Guys!)

"She’s the first person on the dance floor.”

—Oliver, 23

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“Ninety percent certain this woman was thrust into the city via a time portal, suddenly teleported while training for the very first Greek Olympics.”

—Ben, 31

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“I dig the way her shoes match her lipstick. Her beauty sneaks up on you.”

—Adam, 40

“Great job matching her cab, not so much her outfit.”

—Ralph, 27

“She wishes she was on a Hawaiian vacation, but the park will have to do for now.”

—William, 26

“The black heels are ‘downtown’ sophisticated, and the socks are schoolgirl cutesy. I’m confused.”

—Mike, 31

“She’s either from the funkiest village in Holland or owns her own paint-by-numbers shoe shop. Either way, this girl knows how to have a good time and isn’t afraid to tell you to your face.”

—Matt, 36

“She pretends to get excited about the Willie Nelson tickets you scored but secretly wishes you were taking her to see Kenny Chesney.”

—Phil, 32

“She’s wearing a skirt, but figuratively, she’s wearing pants. She knows what she wants.”

—David, 26

“I hate her rom-coms and obsession with flourless chocolate cake, but I love everything else about her.”

—Brian, 23