What your party outfit says about you (according to guys!)

by Lindy Segal

"Just a long-sleeve T-shirt? Interesting choice." -- Kellan, 25

"She looks like she's headed to a Stepford Wife party." -- Chris, 29

"I'm digging it. I'd do business with her -- then buy her a drink." -- Taylor, 22

"They look exactly the same! If I met these girls, I would definitely get them confused all night." -- Teddy, 24

"She looks confident, and she knows how to dress herself -- the mile-long legs prove it." -- William, 26

"It looks like what all women would wear to a party. It's sexy but not too interesting fashion-wise." -- Evan, 31

"Where is the other half of her suit? She looks like she's freezing!" -- Liam, 24

This is what would happen if Johnny Cash shopped at Victoria's Secret." -- Jamie, 29

[referring to the dress on the left] "Those aren't her real hips, right?" -- Mike, 25

"I'm getting a sexy-secretary vibe here. Me likey." -- Phil, 20