What Your Jeans Say About You (According to Guys!)

Paint-splattered jeans make guys think you're en route to the Laundromat. This jeans look says:

"I like to party…around bleach."

—Francis, 25

Oversize jeans send guys mixed messages.

"Is she doing the walk of shame in her boyfriend's jeans? Where are her legs?"

—David, 36

Cool relax-fit jeans = cool laid-back girl.

"She looks easygoing, like she'd be down to grab beers with me in the afternoon."

—Anthony, 27

Hip, edgy jeans make him think you're too cool for school.

"Black shirt, Blackberry, black JEANS… There's no taking it lightly with her."

—Alex, 24

Baggy jodhpurs-like jeans will make him focus on your rear—but not in a good way.

"She's thinking, This is the last time I leave the house without my butt pads."

—Hans, 27

Not-too-tight skinny jeans make for the perfect date outfit.

"She looks casual and comfortable, like we should cuddle on the couch…with a fire…in the fall and maybe some Bon Iver or Sigur Rós playing in the background."

—Scotty, 24

Intentionally frayed or distressed jeans distress him.

"Hoping she didn't pay extra for the fray…."

—Philippe, 26

Billboard-on-the-butt denim styles turn him off.

"Blinded by the white! She'd rather wear a brand name than something that looks good."

—Josh, 32

Casual, layered jeggings are a guaranteed head-turner.

"These jeans look good on her. She seems confident and sexy wearing them!"

—Colby, 26

Attention-getting ripped jeans are the denim equivalent of a pick-up line.

"She's a sexy, free spirit, teasing you with little glimpses of skin and letting you know she's down to party!"

—Ryan, 25