Oh man, I feel a rant coming on.
I think the main problem is, is that these gifts are listed as a Valentine's day gifts when some of them just don't seem appropriate - either for the 'Day of Love' or for your boyfriend/husband/significant other.
#1. Bathrobe - More of a Christmas gift, only way it would ever be a good Valentine's Day gift is if the gift was YOU in a sexy silk bathrobe - paired with #2 The Massaging Kits and/or #9 The Karma Sutra Kit.
#2. Massaging Kit - Acceptable Valentine's Day girft, but only if you are actually GOOD at giving massages. Otherwise, it's just going to be a mess.
#3. Shaving Kit - This is something you would give to your dad or grandpa for father's day/birthday. Not for your partner - unless they are a barber.
#4. Retro Candy Gift Box - Now this is where I am going to be bias, because I have a big sweet tooth and I would prefer awesome retro candy over crappy Valentine's Day chocolates -cough-RussellStover-cough-
#5. Couples Photo Frame - ... NO. Just. No.
#6. Silk Pajamas - I'm agreeing with RyGuy76 here, NO MAN - STRAIGHT OR GAY - WANT SILK PAJAMAS. I've gotten silk pajams before, they are the most uncomfortable, ungodly thing ever made for men. They just don't feel right, if you're going to go with ANYTHING made from silk, refer back to #1.
#7. Locket Cufflinks - Again, something more suited for a different holiday. Father's day would be the best, it just seems more like a gift a child would give to their father.
#8. Whiskey Stones Gift Set - All you have to do is look at the reviews - and KJay65's comment - to know that these aren't great. They're are nice looking, but if they don't do what they are suppose to do, it's a flop. You're better off with getting your whiskey lover a nice aged bottle of whiskey!
#9. Karma Sutra Kits - Adventurous in bed? Need to add a little spice to your love life? Both of you are physically fit and you are super flexable? This is the gift to get. If you didn't answer the thrid question with 'yes', don't get it, you're just begging for a muscle cramp.
#10. Tungsten bracelets - Now this one peaked my interests. It's very nice looking, masculine but stylish and holds up to rough activities but not a vary good Valentine's day gift. If it was a watch as well, then it might be a more acceptable gift for your love one.
Okay, just the fact that whoever did this labled these next few for 'Nerds' is what got me in the ranting mood, because I'm a nerd and these gifts are pretty insulting.
#11. Personalized boxers - What do I say about these? They are a HORRIBLE gift idea. Let's not mention how creepy it is if you got 'Mr. Right' boxers from you girlfriend/boyfriend when you've only been in a relationship for less than a year. -shiver- Also, I think awesome nerdy boxers - superheroes/video game/tv/etc - should be a birthday gift.
#12. Tech Gloves - NO. Normal gloves work just fine, you shouldn't even be outside with technology for extensive amounts of time, and, oh yeah, THESE ARE A HORRIBLE VALENTINE'S DAY GIFT IDEA.
#13. Gameboy iPhone cases - I'd rather get a real Game Boy Color. And also, still not a good Valentine's Day gift. Did the person that did this just think 'What would nerds like?' in general instead of something you would give your nerdy significant other?
#14. Tingler head massagers - ... I'm not even going to beam this with a rant.
#15. Casual bow ties - Yes, bow ties are cool - if your man-nerd is a Doctor Who fan, get them some nice bow ties, otherwise, no.
I gave up ranting on the last 5 because these are horrible all together; both as a Valentine's Day gift, or any sort of gift for your nerd.
If you know your significant other well, you'll know just what to get him, if not, go with the candy, or a nice dinner, a movie and just being with each other, it's not that hard to figure out what to do for your man, we aren't picky.
