Humorous Valentine's Day gifts

Bing Shopping | Couples board games

Because love is sometimes a game, we’ve got lots of adults-only amusements in that department. “The Newlywed Game” is the tabletop version of the famous TV show, “Couples Ungame” inspires communication, “An Enchanted Evening” leans romantic, while “Loaded Questions,” “Dirty Minds” and “Sexopoly” are as sizzling as they sound.

Bing Shopping | Bacon-flavored candy

Candy is a classic for the holiday, but this time make it bacon. An especially apropos gift for men, bacon-flavored treats range from the sublime (Vosges Bacon Bar) to the ridiculous (bacon lollipops). Bacon breath mints are on offer too, as is an edible necklace that tastes as good as it looks.

Bing Shopping | Sonic Boom Sweetheart alarm

Wake up your relationship (or any deep sleepers) with one of the loudest alarm clocks in the marketplace. It comes in a deceptively sweet form perfect for Valentine’s Day, and features a big multicolored display, up to 113 decibels of alarm sound and an optional vibrating bed-shaker.

Bing Shopping | Glow-in-the-dark body paints

Exploit February 14’s steamy side with gifts that bring a little silliness to the sexy. Glow-in-the-dark body paints are a hands-on way of getting to know your partner a little better while refining your artistic skills at the same time. And there’s no more sensual way to light up the night.

Bing Shopping | Love toast stamps

Start Valentine’s Day out right with stamped toast, and the breakfast-in-bed you’re planning will be one your special someone never forgets. These clever stamps (some spell out the word “love” while others imprint those all-important three little words) are both sentimental and totally unexpected.

Bing Shopping | Valentine’s Day tattoos

“Stuck on you” takes on a new meaning when you play around with these saucy temporary tattoos for Valentine’s Day. You’ll avoid true commitment with these peel-and-stick or color transfer tats, or when you wear your heart on your sleeve with pull-on nylon tattoo sleeves.

Bing Shopping | Cupid & Queen of Hearts costumes

Valentine’s Day celebrates the sweetly sentimental potential of romantic love, but scratch the surface and you’ll find a whole lotta lust. Halloween isn’t the only holiday for playing dress-up: Saucy costumes abound for Valentine’s Day, especially cute cupids and vixenish variations on the Queen of Hearts.

Bing Shopping | Wax lips

Even between long-time lovers, Valentine’s Day need not be super-serious. And there are very few things in life less serious than a set of wax lips. That said, there’s still something holiday-right about them, so pucker up with a pair and get ready to smooch sweetly.

Bing Shopping | Dead Fred penholder

Any self-respecting Humorous Valentine’s Day gift roundup has to include at least one anti-Valentine’s Day gift, and we think we’ve found the perfect choice. Dead Fred is an unfortunate lad who’s found his gruesomely useful place in life – at the end of your writing implement.

Bing Shopping | I love you bean

Want to watch your affection grow? Nurture it with the right amount of water, sunlight and perhaps a sprinkling or two of fertilizer and it’ll flourish beautifully. Of course, we’re talking about one variety in the series of “magic beans.” This one reveals its imprinted message after about ten days’ growth.