What Men Really Think About Weddings

Yes: 26%

No: 74%

Open bar. Nice!: 61%

Ugh. Out another $200 (at least): 19%

Ahh, eternal love: 14%

Hope there’s no Lakers game that night: 6%

From time to time. The mind wanders: 70%

Pretty often. I may or may not have chosen the color scheme: 4%

Never. Like, not once: 26%

Whenever. I’m a great wedding date: 69%

Only when we’re serious. Weddings are a big deal: 28%

Once we’re engaged. I can’t take hearing, “When are you two getting married?”: 3%

A fun one-night stand: 51%

Potentially the start of a relationship: 37%

A giant regret the next morning: 12%

Awesome!: 9%

Douchey!: 91%

My bride’s walk down the aisle: 56%

The first kiss we share as husband and wife: 11%

Doing shots with my college buddies: 9%

The wedding night—duh!: 24%

Having sex with another woman: 94%

Kissing another woman: 82%

Touching another woman—intimately: 64%

Getting a lap dance from a stripper: 8%

Being anywhere near a stripper: 2%

Yes: 19%

No: 81%