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The unsexiest thing your partner has ever worn to bed

Sure, sleeping isn’t sexy -- but that doesn’t mean your nightwear should be sloppy.

By The Married Chick Jan 11, 2013 10:22PM
Photo: Slippers / ShutterstockYour guy loves you, but that doesn’t mean he has to like that frumpy nightgown you keep wearing to bed. And those holey socks your husband wore last night (and every night before that)? Not okay! But for some reason, my hubby and I (and a whole lot of other marrieds) keep committing fashion crimes night after night. To find the worst offenders out there, I asked readers at TheNest.com to dish on the unsexiest things their partners have worn to bed. From frumpy flannel dresses (on husbands!) to black kneesocks, their answers make me want to wear a sleep mask.

“Flannel Smurfs pajamas.” -- Candace V.

“Socks. He always tries to keep socks on when we’re...well, you know.” -- Kelsea B.

“When he comes to bed completely naked except for socks, it looks like disaster-nudity. Like what you might run outside in when an earthquake hits and you're caught off guard. Black socks are the worst!” -- Kathryn P.

“These really thick wool thermal socks (shudders).” -- Melissa F.

“My husband hates my onesie, but it keeps me nice and warm!” -- Barbara K.

“When my hubby wears his Clippers shirt (I’m a Lakers fan).” -- Celia L.

“A flannel dress -- he calls it his man dress!” -- Thalia C.

“MY sweatpants that he just happened to put on by ‘accident.’” -- Megan S.

“His holey briefs from four years ago that he just can’t seem to part with! There are more holes than actual fabric/coverage at this point.” -- Hannah B.

“Mint-chocolate-chip ice cream he dribbled down himself while eating dessert before bed!” -- Melisa B.

“He makes fun of me when I wear two Snuggies -- one on my back and one on my front. But hey, he wears a Ninja Turtles shirt that says ‘Turtley Awesome.’ I think we’re even.” -- Taryn L.

“A pair of very old and stretched-out smiley-face boxers.” -- Robin S.

What is the worst thing your partner has worn to bed?

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3Comments
Jan 13, 2013 2:51PM
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Full cheapo jogging suit and a CPAP mask for a whole week. Her doctor had her doing some type of "sleep study". The noise from the CPAP mask and machine caused our two little dogs to growl all night.(They sleep in the bedroom....not on the bed                         THATS SEXY BABY!
Jan 24, 2013 3:55PM
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there should be a rule of no more than 2 pieces of clothing allowed when in bed ;)

socks are not allowed PERIOD

Jan 12, 2013 12:53AM
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