4 Divorce Lessons I Learned From Katie Holmes
Hopefully I’ll never need them.
At the first signs of discomfort in a marriage, you should consult a divorce attorney,” is ridiculous.
#1 should be: Never marry Tom Cruise. Seriously, anyone who says that this 5' 7" shrimp is sexy, should have their head examined. I forgot to mention with bucked teeth.
Really. Honestly. Yes, for 50 he keeps himself in very good shape, but honestly with that type of money he can afford a whole team of physical trainers.
#2 Never consider marrying Tom Cruise. Yes he has nailed Mimi Rodgers, Nicole Kidman, Penelope Cruz and Katie Holmes, but he will nail you without all the legal entanglements of marriage.
#3 Get Tom Cruise to sign over United Artists before you marry him. Then you can let him nail you. Three or four times. That should be enough.
Also, #4 in the list, see a mental health professional. Are you serious? People have been getting divorced for thousands of years without shrinks and doing fine.
This idiocy that you need modern witch-doctors or you will collapse is non-sense.
Finally: NEVER MARRY TOM CRUISE. But you won't listen and he will be nailing someone new in a little while.
- De-program any knowledge of divorce, (laser scum bag attorneys)
- Prerecord auditing sessions
- Has auto detect for thetans vs SPs
- Is already an over sized E-meter
- Space travel ready
- Doesn't need the whole diamond ring / wedding dress thing, (big savings) !
- Can get on Ebay, (easier than E-harmony)
Thank God that Katie's dad is a lawyer & told her how to handle this mess.
I do not believe Katie is as innocent as many believe. She had a few relationships with men before meeting Tom. She was even engaged to be married for more than a year to Chris Klein from 2003 to 2005. Her father is an attorney and I would bet she was well aware of what she was getting into when she married Tom. She got what she wanted out of the marriage and now she is set for life. Good luck to both of them and their daughter.