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'Why I'm dumping you' list goes viral

“You referred to your cockatoo as your baby.”

By Kristin Wong Jun 24, 2013 3:38PM

A breakup letter posted to Imgur last week has now gone viral, making headlines for hilariously listing 20 reasons for a breakup. The list is appropriately titled, “Why I’m Dumping You.”

Photo: Why I am dumping you letter / danade via imgur, http://imgur.com/FOVATMy Gallery: 10 things you must do after a breakup

The author documents 20 obnoxious traits of the dumpee, including “your Taz tattoo” and “you used air quotes when you talked about the moon landing.”

Air-brushed clothing and leather pants were also deal-breakers. The letter ends with a sarcastic send-off: “Have a nice life!”

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While some question the authenticity of the note, the line items are still pretty funny. Check them out here

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Photo: Why I am dumping you letter / danade via imgur, http://imgur.com/FOVATMy

Jun 26, 2013 2:24AM
The text on the 'LETTER' or 'NOTE'   is too small to be readable.

MSN need to hire a media consultant that has technical internet experience

What does  the note "why I'm dumping you" say?

The text is too small to read.
Jun 25, 2013 11:04PM
No time to be coy , Roy, just get yourself free
Jun 25, 2013 10:41PM
I'm glad I stayed single after 20 years of marriage 13 years ago......
Jun 25, 2013 8:13PM
what about  he wears socks with sandals ?
Jun 25, 2013 6:45PM
It's funny how people use the word "stupider" even though it's not a real word. *snort* (by the way, I added the snort for affect)
Jun 25, 2013 6:43PM
Can all these stupid things even fit into one person!?
Jun 25, 2013 6:17PM

The "list" and the "whys" are all superficial....needless...and unnecessary.  When you want to break up...just leave...make sure they never hear from you again. Move on.  They'll get the message.

Clean breaks are like clean incisions during surgeries.  They heal faster!

Jun 25, 2013 4:19PM
This list is a fake.  The author should do a new one of things you are stupider than if you believe it's genuine.
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