20 'annoying' girl things he secretly loves about you
You send your overcooked steak back. You send your flat beer back. You have high standards! Just don't send me back, OK?
You tell me your ex is an Olympic swimmer. Also, your other ex has seven tattoos, and your college boyfriend owns a social-media start-up and drives a Porsche. Because (ha-ha!) you're with me now.
You can't make it because you have a work thing, a volunteering thing, a friends thing, or a family thing. I like that you have things.
You give me extremely specific instructions in bed. This is not like when I'm driving. This is 100 percent appreciated.