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Man Kicked Off Flight for Sagging Pants

...And other unusual tales of being deplaned

By Rich_Maloof Aug 2, 2012 6:28PM

Photo: Dirk Anschutz/Getty ImagesSaggers, beware. Though the rest of the world really is thrilled to learn the color of your underwear, the staff at Spirit Airlines is clinging to the conservative notion that pants should be worn around the waist. The Chicago Tribune reported this week on a man who was asked by flight attendants to pull up his saggies. Apparently the passenger was willing to raise his voice but not his pants. After he became verbally abusive and threatened the attendants, he was booted in his thinly attired bottom and forced to deplane with his traveling companion.

This particular low-rider was more likely kicked off the flight for his threatening rant than for his low-riders, but it’s not the first time and won’t be the last that fashion trashing has pitted people against corporations and institutions. Every school season, some kid is suspended for an offending skirt or a shirt. The last time such a story made big news was when Katy Perry was cut from Sesame Street after showing too much cleavage to Elmo (and it’s only fair to note here that Elmo (a) is naked and (b) has a hand up his rear).

Schools and muppets get to make up their own rules, but the guidelines for passenger fashion and conduct are seldom well defined by airlines. Earlier this year, a woman with a healthy disdain for authority was prevented from boarding an American Airlines flight while wearing a T-shirt that read, If I wanted the government in my womb, I’d f*** a senator (the asterisks are ours, by the way). And this week’s Spirit sagger has some celebrity company: Billie Joe Armstrong from the band Green Day was removed from a Southwest Airlines flight last year in another sagging scene.

If your travel clothes don’t get you in trouble, something else will. Here are a few other ways you can be booted from a flight without rushing the cockpit, yelling “Bomb!” or being Alec Baldwin.

• Cry, and be 3 years old. Suggestion to parents: Buy a drink and a set of movie headphones for nearby passengers, and then for yourself.

Appear devout. Two American men, both Muslim, were ejected from an Atlantic Southeast Airlines flight for wearing traditional clothing that made other passengers uncomfortable. The men were headed to a conference on Islamaphobia.

• Appear sexy. When Kyla Ebbert wore a skimpy skirt and offended Southwest in 2007, it was the best publicity stunt she didn’t know she could pull: Ebbert later received an offer to pose for Playboy. Other passengers, like Malinda Knowles, turn out to be victimized by flight-crew perverts.

Quadriplegic? How dare you. Frontier Airlines was fined $50,000 for forcing John Morris off a flight when the pilot didn’t like how Morris had been strapped into his seat.

Dance erotically. Last year, a 39-year-old woman flying from Moscow apparently had a little too much to drink and started removing the eyeglasses of select fellow passengers and dancing for them evocatively.

Be too big. If you can’t fit your behind into a single seat, you may have to buy one ticket for each cheek. With any luck, the seats are next to each other.

Smell bad. You know what? They’re right, get off the plane.

Photo: Dirk Anschutz/Getty Images

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Aug 3, 2012 5:49AM
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Just grin and pull 'em up for pete's sake.
Aug 3, 2012 5:19AM
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I have had the opportunity to sit by a women on a plane who was so large that she did not fit into her own seat so I got the opportunity to "share" mine for over 5 hours.  It was a joy.  If they take up more then 1 seat, they should have to pay for more then 1 seat.  (Or at least pay for 1/2 of mine!)
Aug 3, 2012 5:14AM
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I put it in the simplest terms possible ! Thankfully so that the gentlemen in question can understand me , I equate the level you where your pants with the level of your IQ and the level you will achieve in your life !! Enough said !
Aug 3, 2012 5:10AM
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fastcook is nearly correct!   the sagging practice came out of prisons where an inmate would sag his pants to signal to other inmates that he was available.  Fact.
Aug 3, 2012 5:05AM
Aug 3, 2012 5:04AM
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I have asked guys to pull them up in the presence of my young daughter and they have complied. There is a right way and a wrong way to ask or tell. They certainly wouldn't want my snow white butt displayed to their mother because I go commando... how cool is that? Besides, the significance of such a display is to indicate several possibilities including the ever popular advertisement of being open to homosexual butt play in prison(the origination point). White boys playing follow the leader....I guess they ALL just want a litte butt play. Maybe if they really knew they would stop doing it. Ignorance is a laughable disease.  A little common sense is appreciated.
Aug 3, 2012 5:00AM
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Showing your underware means your ready for gay sex
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