10 funniest guys on the planet
By Craig Playstead
Chris Rock
If you proclaimed Chris Rock to be the funniest person on the planet, few people would argue with you. While he's had mixed reviews on the big screen lately, his TV show was hilarious, his talk show appearances are memorable, and he's the greatest stand-up comedian alive right now—and one of the greatest of all time, even if he does make you squirm at times with bits heavy on race, families, and society. Let's also not forget his take as the host of the 2005 Oscars. He had the stones to actually make fun of those people in audience who constantly take themselves too seriously, and refreshingly ruffled a few feathers. Last year he put out a must-have comedy CD, "Cheese and Crackers," containing his greatest comedy bits of all time including "The Big Piece of Chicken." He's daring, always evolving, and a genius as his craft.
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Ricky Gervais
One thing that's great about Ricky Gervais is that even though he's hit it big, he hasn't taken every project offered to him just to cash in. He's building a great comedy career on groundbreaking shows he created ("The Office" and "Extras") with smaller movie parts. He's also hilarious in the podcast he writes with Steven Merchant (who stole scenes in "Extras" as Ricky's manager). He did take the giant leap into leading-man status in the movie "Ghost Town" last month, and is currently working on more movies coming out in 2009. A comedian passing up on a big payday isn't something you see very often, and we're thrilled that he's chosen quality over quantity.
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Judd Apatow
Judd Apatow is a savior to anyone who grew up in the '80s feasting on great comedies such as "Fast Times at Ridgemont High," "Stripes," and "Caddyshack." As a producer/director/writer, he's brought back the raunchy R-rated comedy and added a little heart to it. He's part John Hughes, part Cameron Crowe and part Howard Stern. His comedic empire seems to grow monthly cashing in with hits such as "The 40-Year-Old Virgin," "Superbad," "Pineapple Express," and the grossly underrated "Forgetting Sarah Marshall." Apatow has also brought along a ton of young comedic talent—such as Seth Rogen—that we'll be appreciating for years to come. He makes tons of money for the studios, gives us plenty of laughs, and keeps comedy alive in movies. Everyone wins.
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David Sedaris
You'd think that a writer who lives in France and contributes a ton of material to NPR would be a pretentious nightmare whose work wouldn't speak to the masses. Well, in this case you'd be wrong. That's not how David Sedaris writes. His short stories are brilliant, gut-bustingly funny, and relatable—he covers awkward childhood experiences, horrible entry-level jobs, and the aimless wandering we all did in our 20s. Sedaris's wit is sharp as a machete and he is one of the few people whose writing can make me laugh out loud. I usually end up wandering around the house looking for my wife so I can re-read her the funny passages so I can share the laughs. He's had bestseller after bestseller, with his latest, When You Are Engulfed in Flames (Little, Brown and Company, 2008), focusing on the midlife crisis. Once you start one of his books you'll have a hell of a time putting it down.
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Matt Groening
It can be argued that no one has meant more to TV in the past 20 years than Matt Groening. As the creator of the "The Simpsons," Groening brought animation back to prime time with great characters, brilliant writing, and a better sense of popular culture than anyone in history. He originally launched Homer's family in 1987 as a short on "The Tracey Ullman Show" before it took on the shape that we all know and love. The animation then was a bit cruder, but the brilliance and laughs were there. "The Simpsons" is currently in its stunning 20th season, making it one of the longest-running prime-time TV shows, and it's also won numerous Emmy awards. The Simpsons Movie was a major hit in 2007 and has earned more than $175 million in the U.S. alone. Before striking gold with "The Simpsons," Groening's claim to fame was the comic strip "Life in Hell." He's currently also the creator (and was executive producer) of "Futurama," also on Fox.
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Seth Rogen
To say that Seth Rogen doesn't look like your average movie star would be a gross understatement, and that's what we dig about him. Stoned, overweight and rumpled totally works for him, and that's helped change the comedy landscape. A protégé of Judd Apatow, he's taken Hollywood by storm as a writer, producer, and actor in movies such as "Superbad," "Knocked Up," and "Pineapple Express." Not only have his films killed at the box office, but they've also been loved by critics—which is a rare feat for comedies. Other highlights include a stint on the late, great "Freaks and Geeks," and working as a writer for Sasha Baron Cohn's hilarious "Da Ali G Show." Rogen's been pumping out movie after movie nonstop in his young career, and shows no sign of slowing down in 2009.
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Stephen Colbert
While the "Daily Show" may be hipper, its offspring, "The Colbert Report" is definitely funnier. And let's be honest, that's what really matters. Colbert has climbed the comedy ladder faster than anyone in recent years and from everything I read, he's even funnier off camera than on. He's had a bestselling book with I Am America (and So Can You!) (Grand Central Publishing, 2007), which has been a huge player in this year's election drama, and has also acted in movies. He's brilliant in managing to stay in character night after night. We're watching a special talent here.
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Dave Chappelle
One of the funniest stand-up comedians of the last 10 to 15 years, Chappelle is best known for turning down $50 million in 2005 to continue his groundbreaking and hilarious "Chappelle's Show" on Comedy Central. The show was an enormous hit, but Chappelle didn't like working the long hours or the direction many of the scripts were taking. Instead of showing up to work, he quit the show and bolted to South Africa for a little time to reflect and, it was reported, focus on his mental health. He returned home to Ohio where he currently resides, and released a documentary in 2006 called "Dave Chappelle's Block Party," which included a reunion of The Fugees. For someone so famous, he keeps a pretty low profile.
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Bill Murray
Bill Murray has been one of the funniest people alive for more than 30 years now, and doesn't appear to be slowing down. He's a legend. One of Murray's expressions can send anyone into blinding laughter, his late-night talk show appearances are still must-see TV. And the show he puts on while on the golf course is fantastic—especially because it so irritates the stuffed shirts that put on the tournaments. Murray's career has really blossomed as he's aged (his acting in "Lost in Translation" was particularly great) and will hopefully keep improving after his brutal divorce goes through. His latest movie is "The City of Ember," with Tim Robbins, and he also has at least three more films slated to come out in 2009.
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Howard Stern
Who knew that fart jokes could be work half a billion dollars? Love him or hate him, Stern has been an equal opportunity offender for almost 30 years now. He went from completely changing the landscape in one medium—mainstream radio—to giving birth to a new medium, the insanely addictive satellite radio. While his feats in radio are unsurpassed, he's also had a hit movie, two books on the New York Times bestseller list, and had numerous TV shows. He's a hero to stand-up comics who've had the chance to launch their careers in front of his millions of listeners. Next, look for remakes of "Porky's" and "Rock 'n' Roll High School" from this King of All Media.
Craig Playstead is a freelance writer and happily married father of three living in the suburbs of Seattle. He frequently writes about fatherhood and anything else of interest to guys for MSN. You can reach him at playstead@hotmail.com.
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