20 reasons the Mayans might be right

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Elementary school teachers make a little over $50k a year on average, but the youngest Kardashian and Honey Boo Boo are more than likely millionaires.

The Princess of Poughkeepsie, Nicole (Snooki) Polizzi is giving parenting advice to the pregnant Duchess of Cambridge.

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Last year, 25-year-old Crystal Harris got cold feet and never made it down the aisle with Hugh Hefner, the 85.

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The runway bride and magazine publisher have since reconciled and plan to get hitched on New Year’s Eve.

Nadya (Octomom) Suleman was nominated for four Adult Video Network (AVN) awards for her solo porn performance.

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Best part? The mother of 14 is reportedly “excited” to attend the event.

Taking a page from the Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown relationship playbook, Rihanna and Chris Brown are back together.

No one in the U.S. has a clue what South Korean pop sensation, PSY is rapping about and they don’t care. The viral video has close to 1 billion views on YouTube.

Gwyneth Paltrow, the poster girl for yoga, style, religion, parenting, relationships, macrobiotic diets, and a glamorous has-it-all life (did we miss anything?), comes clean in In Style, quoted saying, “You can’t have it all.” Perfection-seeking women everywhere scarf down a cheeseburger.

Karl Lagerfeld’s cat, Choupette has almost 24,000 followers on Twitter (@choupettesdiary). The fashion world’s most fabulous feline also has two maids that attend to her every need, day or night.

Several Los Angeles area shopping mall vending machines cater to the fabulously wealthy with on demand jars of $500-an-ounce caviar. Move over, cream cheese. Cinnabon’s got a new, richer topping.

A woman in Nanyag, China breastfeeds her animal-training husband’s monkeys. “Many times, some of the baby monkeys slip onto our bed at night to suck my breasts,” 27-year-old Jiao Xinzhen was quoted in The Sun.