Under $50: Spruce up the House
So you can read tiny books and burn any ants that happen to be invading.
Magnifying glass, $20, Anthropologie.com
Bicycle Playing Cards
You can do so many things with these: play cards, build card castles, throw them at the wall, and count them!
But seriously, a home without a deck of cards is just a room with furniture in it.
Cards, $5, Bicycle, Brookfarmgeneralstore.com
Wall Mounted Bottle Opener
Buy one for your kitchen, dining room, bedroom, bathroom, study, commode, guest room, living room, den, library and solarium!
Wall mount bottle opener, $10, Brookfarmgeneralstore.com
Arrow Wall Clock
Does it tell time or does it point to limitless possibilities?
Clock, $39, Karlsson, Urbanoutfitters.com
Because your umbrella deserves a home of its own.
Umbrella stand, $29, Urbanoutfitters.com
I'm a little hesitant to endorse wooden candlesticks, but these are pretty dope.
Candlestick, $19, Urbanoutfitters.com
Are your eyes melting or is the clock melting? The surrealist in you begins to wonder, then you realize you're late for work.
Melting clock, $30, Urbanoutfitters.com
Mustache Door Handle
Grab that stache. Turn that stache.
Mustache door handle, $6, Urbanoutfitters.com