10 things moms do at Target
Just admit it, you do too
10. Circle the lot 4 times looking for a better parking spot. Feel misplaced sense of pride when finding a spot 2 spaces closer than the one you spied when you arrived 12 minutes ago.
9. Upon entrance, make a beeline directly to the in-store Starbucks. Do not pass go, do not collect $200. Instead, *spend* $200 buying a tall latte for yourself and a milk box and bag of Cheddar Bunnies for the kidlette.
8. Head to clothing section. Consider a cute peplum top in slimming black, while kid complains in cart about how long it's taking to get to the toy section. Put peplum top into cart and hope it achieves its purpose in your wardrobe: to stylishly camouflage belly flab.
7. Set latte down in cart while contemplating new workout gear that will be worn for sitting on the couch. Sigh when kid spills latte with leg. Search for paper towels to no avail. 'Mop' up latte with Old Navy receipt found in handbag.
6. Arrive at toy section. Child wants 3 new Hot Wheels trucks. Enter into lengthy in-aisle discussion with child about how they need to appreciate the things they have and enjoy what they already own. Revel in glory from respected glances via other Hot Wheels Aisle Moms clearly struggling with same issue. Settle on one new truck for child, feel accomplished and await Good Mom Award or sash of some stripe.
5. Feel very frugal buying dog food on sale, even though it's only $.15 cheaper than normal. Put another bag into cart. Contemplate emailing TLC to be featured on Extreme Couponers because obviously this is talent, people.
4. Find food section. Add the following: fruit chews, potato chips, Cheez-its, granola bars, peanut butter, frozen waffles, giant bag of mandarin oranges. Every. Time.
3. Browse housewares section for no apparent reason. Realize you really need an owl candle. And a citrus scented home fragrance diffuser. And that white lacquered tray.
2. Look at contents of cart. Experience momentary guilt about home décor purchases. Remove peplum shirt and set next to stackable crates. Consider buying a stackable crate.
1. Check out at the register. Feel simultaneously proud and horrified that you're spending $148. Realize your kid is still holding the Hot Wheels truck. Make that $152.
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"Snick 1983.......This is really pathetic. Typical, consumer-based, white, entitled, spoiled American blogging."
Why does this have to be 'white' ??? I've seen black and Hispanic and Asian women walk around Target with their baskets, put in, take out, put in, take out, kids snot nosed and screaming, pulling on rack, begging for more toys, Mom hands piece of fruit from grocery aisle to munch to "keep them quiet" (That's shoplifting where I come from) and then that proverbial check out where either the credit card is declined, they forgot their wallet or they don't have enough money so have to put stuff back and NO, none of them were white....so cool it, will ya ?
Wow - You must be bored to write about nonsense. I am sure if I only wrote about "Men" playing sports, I would be labeled a sexist.
I am bored since this might actually be something worth reading. At least I made it though a few of these before I lost interest.
I only do #8, 6, and 4.
I personally find no point in doing #10. In fact, I park farther away because there are more empty spaces there and I don't have to deal with opening my door and hitting the car next to me and I don't have to deal with hurrying up knowing that another car is waiting for my spot. There's a lot more comfort and freedom for me knowing that there are fewer cars and people around in spaces farther from the entrance.
#9 is pointless for me too. It's a waste of money. I keep a bottle of water in my purse, plus I don't want to deal with #7!!!
Fortunately, I don't feel impulse buy, so #2 doesn't apply to me. But when I do, it's the very rare candy bar while standing in line that only costs $1.
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