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10 things moms do at Target

Just admit it, you do too

10. Circle the lot 4 times looking for a better parking spot. Feel misplaced sense of pride when finding a spot 2 spaces closer than the one you spied when you arrived 12 minutes ago.

9. Upon entrance, make a beeline directly to the in-store Starbucks. Do not pass go, do not collect $200. Instead, *spend* $200 buying a tall latte for yourself and a milk box and bag of Cheddar Bunnies for the kidlette.

Gina Cohen

8. Head to clothing section. Consider a cute peplum top in slimming black, while kid complains in cart about how long it's taking to get to the toy section. Put peplum top into cart and hope it achieves its purpose in your wardrobe: to stylishly camouflage belly flab.

7. Set latte down in cart while contemplating new workout gear that will be worn for sitting on the couch. Sigh when kid spills latte with leg. Search for paper towels to no avail. 'Mop' up latte with Old Navy receipt found in handbag.

6. Arrive at toy section. Child wants 3 new Hot Wheels trucks. Enter into lengthy in-aisle discussion with child about how they need to appreciate the things they have and enjoy what they already own. Revel in glory from respected glances via other Hot Wheels Aisle Moms clearly struggling with same issue. Settle on one new truck for child, feel accomplished and await Good Mom Award or sash of some stripe.

5. Feel very frugal buying dog food on sale, even though it's only $.15 cheaper than normal. Put another bag into cart. Contemplate emailing TLC to be featured on Extreme Couponers because obviously this is talent, people.

4. Find food section. Add the following: fruit chews, potato chips, Cheez-its, granola bars, peanut butter, frozen waffles, giant bag of mandarin oranges. Every. Time.

3. Browse housewares section for no apparent reason. Realize you really need an owl candle. And a citrus scented home fragrance diffuser. And that white lacquered tray.

2. Look at contents of cart. Experience momentary guilt about home décor purchases. Remove peplum shirt and set next to stackable crates. Consider buying a stackable crate.

1. Check out at the register. Feel simultaneously proud and horrified that you're spending $148. Realize your kid is still holding the Hot Wheels truck. Make that $152.

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Jan 29, 2014 11:03PM
Really....have you been to a Target, the characters and the products may change but the script is the same.  This was obviously well researched, and I can attest to the accuracy of the overall premise.  If you can't, you are the ones the author is referring too.
Jan 29, 2014 9:20PM
So now you are just writing crap to take up space. Get a life and a real job and be productive. Create something people can really use. Volunteer at a homeless shelter or a food bank.
Jan 29, 2014 8:48PM
Jan 6, 2014 7:19AM
Some mothers are so boring and self-absorbed. Put this one in the "who cares" category.

This just sounds like the most annoying mom I have ever heard of and never seen.

Nov 6, 2013 3:01AM
Lol Moms can do weird stuff sometimes!
Oct 25, 2013 12:23PM
I don't care what anyone said below, this is painfully true.
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